1 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:01,863 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:01,898 --> 00:00:03,348 Mm mm, that is delicious. 3 00:00:03,382 --> 00:00:05,108 - Mm hm hm. - Now Lisa, when is the last time 4 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:05,971 you remember a snack lastin' 5 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,938 more than 24 hours in this house? 6 00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:09,492 [Laughter] Before the kids were born. 7 00:00:09,526 --> 00:00:12,150 [Laughter] That boy eats food like a vacuum. 8 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:13,910 Too bad he don't know how to use one. 9 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:17,534 Well maybe since he's been at school he's gotten better with keepin' his space clean. 10 00:00:17,569 --> 00:00:20,192 You forget I went to his dorm room and visit him. 11 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:21,849 The thing smelled like corn chips and feet. 12 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:25,266 Oh. Mm you know what? Well eat up, there's plenty. 13 00:00:25,301 --> 00:00:27,234 - Mm hm. - Ever since Ebony became a cheerleader, 14 00:00:27,268 --> 00:00:28,580 she's watching her figure. 15 00:00:28,614 --> 00:00:32,101 Me on the other hand, I can use a cheat day. 16 00:00:32,135 --> 00:00:34,758 M'kay, well you enjoy your cheat day and I'll just watch your figure. 17 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:37,554 [Laughter] What's in here? 18 00:00:37,589 --> 00:00:38,728 [Rumbling outside] 19 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:42,042 What a do, peeps? Your favorite kid is home. 20 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:43,595 Don't all hug me at once. 21 00:00:43,629 --> 00:00:45,355 Devin, what are you doin' here? 22 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:46,736 Uh, I live here. 23 00:00:46,770 --> 00:00:48,565 With all that tuition I pay, no you don't. 24 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,464 I thought you weren't coming home until tomorrow. 25 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:53,846 Surprise. Nice to see you too. 26 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:57,850 I zipped through them finals and hit the first thing smokin' back to LA. 27 00:00:57,885 --> 00:00:59,887 Mm, so how'd you do on your exams? 28 00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:03,166 You know, busted out them C's. 29 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:04,271 C's? 30 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:06,480 Ah Dad, C's get degrees. 31 00:01:06,514 --> 00:01:07,619 [Audience laughter] 32 00:01:07,653 --> 00:01:09,862 Eh well speakin' of C's, at least he's consistent. 33 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:13,107 Mm that doesn't make sense cause a consistent starts with a K. 34 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:14,246 [Audience laughter] 35 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:15,834 Guess he gets that from your side of the family. 36 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:16,697 Mm. 37 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:17,698 Where's Ebony? 38 00:01:17,732 --> 00:01:20,080 Oh she's at a cheer retreat for a few days. 39 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,185 Wait and how did you get here? I didn't even send you a train ticket. 40 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:25,395 A Dad, this ain't the 1800's. I called grandma. 41 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:29,710 She used her SkyMiles and she got me here on a business class ticket. 42 00:01:29,744 --> 00:01:31,919 And you know them drinks was flowin'. 43 00:01:32,506 --> 00:01:34,094 Boy if you don't get out my face, 44 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,786 Alright, I'll go put up my stuff. 45 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,719 - Oah, it's good to be home. - Yeah. 46 00:01:38,753 --> 00:01:39,823 Drinks? 47 00:01:39,858 --> 00:01:41,929 That little boy is growin' up! 48 00:01:41,963 --> 00:01:43,758 Yeah his little bougie ass. 49 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:45,657 Well you know what, he's takin' the bus back. 50 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:47,521 - Hopefully he's not. - I'm sayin'. 51 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:49,419 He could learn from that experience. 52 00:01:49,454 --> 00:01:50,558 This is good. 53 00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:52,526 - Yeah. - You want some?...Nah - A can someone... 54 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,667 explain to me why my room look like a WNBA locker room? 55 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:58,048 Oh I'm sorry honey. You know what, I needed to sort things out 56 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,258 before I donated 'em to Goodwill. 57 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,880 You know I'm with Devin on this one. 58 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,676 A boy shouldn't have to sleep in the same room as his mother's bras and draws. 59 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:06,056 A gross, Dad. 60 00:02:06,091 --> 00:02:07,541 Gross. TMI. 61 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:10,095 Well you know what, in the meantime you can sleep in the man cave. 62 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,338 You a man now. Uhm. 63 00:02:11,372 --> 00:02:14,237 Appreciate it but ooh hoo! cookies. 64 00:02:14,272 --> 00:02:15,411 [Chuckling] 65 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:16,446 Ha. 66 00:02:16,998 --> 00:02:18,138 [Crinkling] 67 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:20,347 You know what? You gettin' your man car revoked. 68 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:22,349 No man takes another man's last cookie. 69 00:02:22,383 --> 00:02:23,764 Hmm. [Audience laughter] 70 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:26,974 [Mumbling] I'm a take your popcorn and drink too. 71 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:28,458 [Audience laughter] 72 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:29,356 [Theme Music] 73 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:31,358 ♪ Woke up and my wife said to me ♪ 74 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:33,636 ♪ The bill collectors want their fees ♪ 75 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,914 ♪ The kids keep talkin' back to me ♪ 76 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,571 ♪ Family Time 77 00:02:37,605 --> 00:02:39,883 ♪ Family Time. Family Time 78 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:41,506 ♪ Oh Oah Family Time 79 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,163 ♪ Oh Oh Oah Yea Yeah 80 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:46,752 [Instrumental Music] 81 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:48,789 [Yawning] Ooh Lisa, you got any coffee? 82 00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:50,756 Can we start with a hello? 83 00:02:50,791 --> 00:02:55,071 Girl, you know how I am in the mornin'. Until I get my coffee, don't even start. 84 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:56,210 What's her problem? 85 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:57,936 Who cares. 86 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,179 Where's Bigfoot? 87 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:01,664 Tony and Devin are getting haircuts. 88 00:03:01,698 --> 00:03:06,910 - Ow my baby's back. I can't wait to see my nephews! - Me too. 89 00:03:06,945 --> 00:03:09,810 But for now Lisa, grab your purse and your yoga pants 90 00:03:09,844 --> 00:03:11,605 cause we are going to brunch. 91 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,952 Eeee yoga pants to eat brunch? 92 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,575 Yeah it's a all-you-can-eat brunch followed by meditation and yoga. It's 93 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:19,302 called Mind Body and Soul...food. 94 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:22,305 Girl the yoga pants come in handy for the all-you-can-eat part. 95 00:03:22,857 --> 00:03:25,791 Sounds like fun but no. I, I can't. I have to finish an assignment 96 00:03:25,826 --> 00:03:27,793 for my new creative writing class. 97 00:03:27,828 --> 00:03:29,519 What creative writing class? 98 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:32,453 Online writing course I'm taking. We have a fictional gossip 99 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:34,248 blog that's due tomorrow. 100 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:37,217 Ah the hell with that class. Let's go eat and take advantage 101 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,633 of the bottomless mimosas. 102 00:03:40,081 --> 00:03:43,464 And you wonder why you never pass the bar, Cardi DUI. 103 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:47,019 Oh, and you wonder why you passed us both in height. 104 00:03:47,054 --> 00:03:48,883 Oh, we already know. 105 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:54,372 Oh, different daddy. Different daddy. 106 00:03:54,406 --> 00:03:56,408 "Wilt the Stilt" 107 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:59,446 Whatever, Macy Greyhound. 108 00:03:59,722 --> 00:04:02,311 Huh, what? that's what Aunt Faye always say. 109 00:04:02,345 --> 00:04:06,453 Listen well you know, she did have that VIP membership to the Forum Club. 110 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:08,800 - [Muffled chatter] - Okay that's enough. In the room. 111 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:09,835 [Laughter] 112 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,423 So what's up, you goin' or not? 113 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:12,666 No, no. I need to stay focused. 114 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,737 But thank you for the offers. Love you sisters, 115 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:17,740 but I gotta get my fictional gossip on today. 116 00:04:17,774 --> 00:04:19,604 - Well alright. - Alright. - Yeah. 117 00:04:19,638 --> 00:04:23,711 Well I guess it's just me and you ole chummy wummy. 118 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:28,440 Oh when we're done, could you please get in touch with your daddy's side of the 119 00:04:28,475 --> 00:04:32,789 family. See if you can get us some tickets on the floor to the Lakers game. 120 00:04:32,824 --> 00:04:34,066 [Audience laughter] 121 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:36,517 Haven't enough Lakers slam-dunked you already? 122 00:04:36,552 --> 00:04:39,209 [Audience laughter] 123 00:04:39,244 --> 00:04:40,176 I'm sorry sis. 124 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:41,350 Bye. 125 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:44,491 [Instrumental Music] 126 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:48,357 Look at you Devin, all grown lookin' like a college man. 127 00:04:48,391 --> 00:04:51,118 I bet you givin' all the college ladies a run. 128 00:04:51,152 --> 00:04:54,052 - No I do a'ight. - You better be runnin' to that library. 129 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,087 Oh. 130 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:59,747 Now why you get him started? I knew I shoulda hung with my boy. 131 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:03,199 Boy relax. Look it's not everyday you get to spend the day with your pops. 132 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:06,616 Now look, one day all this could be yours. Hm? 133 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:10,551 I thought you sent me to college to do better in my life. 134 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,242 Keep it up and I'm gonna be facin' life. 135 00:05:12,277 --> 00:05:13,727 [Audience laughter] 136 00:05:13,761 --> 00:05:17,317 Hey Melinda um I'm lookin' over the schedule here and I do not see the 137 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,802 appointment with Mr. Evans for the apartment complex. 138 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:24,876 Oh that's cause we playin' hardball but don't worry, Mr. Stallworth. He'll break soon. 139 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:27,499 What, hardball? Wha wha wha what you mean we? 140 00:05:27,534 --> 00:05:30,640 I offered him a Tuesday appointment and he said he was busy. 141 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:33,194 So he gonna counter offer with a Friday appointment at noon. 142 00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:34,575 So I told him no! 143 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:38,338 Why are you playing games? My schedule is open on Friday. What's the problem? 144 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:41,133 The problem is Ihave a nail appointment on Friday 145 00:05:41,168 --> 00:05:43,343 He'll reschedule. Shun Lee won't. 146 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,311 He better reschedule or your schedule gonna be wide open. 147 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,969 [Audience laughter] 148 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:51,212 Hey, what's up, y'all? 149 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:52,179 Yo. [Door closes] 150 00:05:52,213 --> 00:05:54,319 Hah, well if it isn't 151 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,769 the girl of my dreams. 152 00:05:55,803 --> 00:05:57,495 You better wake yo ass up. 153 00:05:57,529 --> 00:05:59,428 [Audience laughter] 154 00:05:59,462 --> 00:06:02,120 - Oh snap, what's up Devin? - what's up Uncle D? 155 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:03,639 - How are you man? - You know. 156 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:05,641 How them college girls treatin' you? 157 00:06:06,193 --> 00:06:09,127 Oh yeah. We'll talk when five-o ain't around. 158 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:12,510 You fools ain't slick. I know what you talkin' about, alright. I ain't 50. 159 00:06:12,544 --> 00:06:13,614 [Audience laughter] 160 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:15,409 And they call me the dumb one. 161 00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:19,620 Hey Devin, how would you like to go with me to Mid Ghetto Times? 162 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:22,934 It's this theme restaurant where they reenact all these historical gang fights 163 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:26,558 and the audience is served government cheese and fried bologna sandwiches. 164 00:06:26,593 --> 00:06:28,353 I'm down. Cool. 165 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,941 The hell no you ain't. 166 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:32,840 Besides, we have plans. We goin' to a ball game. You ready? 167 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:33,910 Do I have a choice? 168 00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:35,636 Absolutely not. Bring yo ass. 169 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:39,053 - Catch you on the next one Uncle D. - Alright man. 170 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:43,195 [Sighs] Guess I'm rollin' Dolo. 171 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:45,681 I would invite you Melinda, but I know that probably ain't your thing. 172 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:48,235 No, not so fast. I heard this place be crackin'. 173 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:53,102 Now is it true that they serve barbecue sunflower seeds during intermission? 174 00:06:53,136 --> 00:06:55,207 It is! It is very true. 175 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,969 As a matter of fact you can wash it down with red Kool-Aid shooters. 176 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,143 Well why don't you just take me? 177 00:07:00,178 --> 00:07:01,869 I ain't doin' nothin' tonight. 178 00:07:02,352 --> 00:07:06,840 Whaaat? Melinda's finally givin' in to the powers of the Don? 179 00:07:06,874 --> 00:07:08,600 I knew you couldn't resist me forever. 180 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:11,500 It's a damn shame it took fake gang fights to finally bring us together. 181 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:14,675 Boy! You barely made it out of the friend zone. 182 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:15,814 [Audience laughter] 183 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:18,265 You better realize I'm a great catch. 184 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:21,130 I ain't tryin' to catch what you caught. 185 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:22,200 [Audience laughter] 186 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,409 You know what as a matter of fact, never mind. 187 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,756 Okay okay look, I'm, I'm just messin' around, alright? 188 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:29,276 Ah look, 189 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:32,003 if you go with me I promise to not only show you a good time, 190 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,970 but I will be the perfect gentleman. 191 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,765 What do you say? 192 00:07:36,697 --> 00:07:38,009 Alright. 193 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,598 I guess it's the closest thing I'm a get to seein' Hamilton. 194 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:42,082 Cool! 195 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,085 [Melinda exhales] You got a helmet? 196 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:46,535 What? 197 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,157 Never mind. I'm a drive. 198 00:07:48,191 --> 00:07:50,642 I ain't gettin' on the back of nobody moped. 199 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:54,232 It's a scooter, dammit! A scoot-ter. 200 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,441 Whatever it is, you too big to be on it. 201 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,063 [Instrumental Music] 202 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,790 [Instrumental Music] 203 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,274 Hey, 204 00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:04,587 So what did you and Devin do after the ball game? 205 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:06,244 You know that boy caught a Goober at halftime 206 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,659 so he can go catch up with his little friends 207 00:08:07,694 --> 00:08:09,316 or his "squad". 208 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:12,319 I must've walked all over that stadium lookin' for his ass. 209 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,355 [Rustling] 210 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:17,117 Good mornin' my good people. 211 00:08:17,151 --> 00:08:19,637 Now who said they don't like gettin' doughnuts at work. 212 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:22,294 I stopped by and got 'em when the "hot now" light was flashin'. 213 00:08:22,329 --> 00:08:24,780 Everybody likes doughnuts at work Donnie. But the better question is, 214 00:08:24,814 --> 00:08:26,126 Why are you here? 215 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,197 Maybe Melinda can explain. 216 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:31,925 Well, me and Donnie had a bet and he lost. Ah huh. 217 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:34,790 So he had to bring me some doughnuts. 218 00:08:34,824 --> 00:08:37,413 Hey D, are these the real velvet ones you was tellin' me about? 219 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:38,863 Sprinkle, sprinkle. 220 00:08:38,897 --> 00:08:40,071 [Laughter] 221 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:42,176 Sprinkle, sprinkle? D? 222 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:44,247 Okay, when did you two get on nickname basis? 223 00:08:44,282 --> 00:08:48,976 A long story short, D and I bonded when we went to Mid Ghetto Times last night. 224 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:51,358 Mr. Stallworth, you really shoulda came with us. 225 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:53,878 It was crazy man. The big battle at the end, 226 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:55,707 the red gang barely squeaked it out. 227 00:08:55,742 --> 00:08:58,538 But the big surprise twist is when the Batterram came 228 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,919 and then the police showed up and took everybody to jail in the end. 229 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:02,783 Man it was so real. 230 00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:04,613 It was like, I think they really got arrested. 231 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:06,407 Yeah. It was dope Tone, man. 232 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:08,755 Me and M-Boogie was rollin' all night. 233 00:09:08,789 --> 00:09:11,654 Okay, what exactly were you and M-Boogie rollin'? 234 00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,483 Mr. Stallworth, you so crazy. 235 00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:15,900 - Ooh, remember when that lady? - And then that man 236 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:17,039 and then they both 237 00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:19,075 [Laughter] 238 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,181 What the hell are y'all talkin' about? 239 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:23,804 You shoulda been there Tone. 240 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,565 Razzamatazz. 241 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,568 Shaker, shaker, one-nine! 242 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,191 [Laugher] 243 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:32,364 [Donnie gasps] 244 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:33,987 [Melinda] Ah hah. 245 00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:37,231 I have to use the ladies' room, Mr. Stallworth. You'll give me the key? 246 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:40,614 Ooh Donnie when I come back, remind me about the grapes. 247 00:09:42,409 --> 00:09:44,307 [Audience laughter] 248 00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:45,895 You know what they say? 249 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:47,725 Peaches and cream! 250 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:50,590 [Laughter] 251 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,178 [Melinda laughing] 252 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:55,422 [Donnie] Ooh...ah ha ha ha. 253 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:57,631 Okay Donnie, a what's goin' on? 254 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,219 What'd you talk her into? 255 00:09:59,253 --> 00:10:02,118 Nothin' Tone. We just had a great time. You shoulda been there. 256 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:04,742 I know what you up to Donnie. And listen, Melinda 257 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:06,433 is off limits. 258 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,124 She works for me, man. 259 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:10,748 And? I don't see what the problem is. 260 00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:13,923 Ah I get it. You won't share your home wife. Now you don't want to share 261 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,616 your work wife. You are just stingy Tony. 262 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,239 Donnie I'm serious. Now what happens when she kicks you to the curb 263 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:20,965 and you can no longer come over here to the office to-- 264 00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:22,794 wait a minute, that's not a bad idea. 265 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:25,279 Look man, I'm not tryin' to get with Melinda 266 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:27,385 but I do know that we'll be good friends. 267 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,731 - What are you jealous? - [Scoffs] 268 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,457 Of Melinda? Please. 269 00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:34,150 I don't know. You tell me, man. This is real high school of ya. 270 00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:36,877 All I'm sayin' is men and women cannot be just friends 271 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:39,880 without it eventually goin' bad in the end. 272 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,502 What are you talkin' about? 273 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,712 Do, look at Romeo and Juliet? 274 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:45,403 [Audience laughter] 275 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,405 They died. Bad example. 276 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:50,580 A but it is possible and I can prove it to you. 277 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:52,272 [Door closes] 278 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,757 Mr. Stallworth I'mma walk down to the Juice Hut and get us a couple smoothies. 279 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:57,553 - Come with me friend. - Hm hm, with pleasure. 280 00:10:57,587 --> 00:10:59,348 You hear that Tone? Friend. 281 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:02,006 - Hold on. Let me get the door for ya. Don't touch that. - Oh. 282 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,455 My mama raised me better than that. Come here, girl. 283 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,181 Oh she did! 284 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:07,011 Guh a hah ha! 285 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:09,392 [Audience laughter] 286 00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:11,705 [Instrumental Music] 287 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:14,777 So Professor Gentry, I am proud to say I've 288 00:11:14,812 --> 00:11:17,331 had over one thousand views in a day! 289 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:20,265 Yeah, so I sent it to all my friends and family to share. 290 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,165 [Male speaker] It was very good Lisa. Those characters you created 291 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,926 have some very interesting lives. I look forward 292 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:29,205 seeing what happens with them next. Keep up the great work. 293 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,311 Thank you. I will. 294 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:34,797 [Door bangs] What the hell is this? 295 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,248 Can you please learn how to knock? 296 00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:39,250 I'm bout to knock the teeth out yo mouth. 297 00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,596 That's rude. 298 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:43,530 You have a gay female character in your 299 00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:47,016 blog who teases men and women to get what she wants? 300 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,811 I'm talkin' bout Raquel. 301 00:11:48,846 --> 00:11:51,849 - Yes! - Oh and another character who's some... 302 00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:56,474 sassy, sexy cougar but can't keep a man because she asks for too much stuff. 303 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,510 As if there's such a thing. 304 00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,995 Yes! Lorraine. 305 00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:02,169 So y'all read my blog. What you, what you think? 306 00:12:02,204 --> 00:12:03,930 I think you think you slick. 307 00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:06,829 Mm hm. How dare you put all of our family 308 00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:10,384 business out there for all your readers to read on that stupid 309 00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:12,352 - ...blog. - What? What are you talkin' about your business? 310 00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:13,871 All of that is totally made up. 311 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,527 - Oh yeah? Totally made up? - Yeah. 312 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:18,530 - Liza? - Yeah and her 2 sisters... 313 00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:21,188 who can't keep a husband because they have daddy issues. 314 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:23,777 Oh but not Liza, the planned one. 315 00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:25,123 Mm hm. 316 00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:28,955 Liza the perfect angel who had to suppress her talent... 317 00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:33,373 - ...to appease her round, rich, dumb husband... - Talent. 318 00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:35,824 who just happened to catch a lucky break. 319 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,273 - Tony's not dumb. - [Lori scoffs] 320 00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:38,758 Lisa! 321 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,312 Oh I thought we had company. I didn't realize it was just 322 00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:44,280 Cuba Gooding Cougar and Morris Chest-hair. 323 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:45,626 [Audience laughter] 324 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,490 Whatever, Sugar daddy. 325 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:50,597 Oh, clearly you haven't read your wife's latest blog 326 00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,255 - cause you all up in it. - He is not though. - Mm hm. 327 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:57,052 Oh yeah? What about Antoine, the smooth and handsome athlete? 328 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:59,399 Yeah, yeah Tony. So what's wrong with that? 329 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,125 Oh that that that's good actually, that's about on point. 330 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:02,333 But a what about this one here? 331 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,749 A right before she was about to leave him, 332 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,613 he wins the mega pot in Vegas 333 00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:09,892 Ha! See? There's definitely some truth in that. 334 00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:13,309 Anybody who reads this blog is gonna know you're talking about us. 335 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:17,520 No, no they won't. This is what you call good, creative writing. It's just 336 00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,039 really simply a coincidence. 337 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,454 - [Overlapping voices[ - Coincidence? - It's messed up. 338 00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:23,285 - Mom, are you following me on social media again? - No honey. 339 00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:26,150 - Why? - Because you're doing so much. 340 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,980 And all don't want all my friends in our family business. 341 00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:30,671 - See. See. - Ta ha, didn't I just say that. - What are you... 342 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:31,672 talkin' about, Devin? 343 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:33,571 - Like, like Devon. - Mmm. 344 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:38,127 How he had to come back from school early cause he's on academic probation. 345 00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:40,854 And how he came home and his parents had turned his room into a 346 00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,373 - kinky love lounge. - Oh no. Uh uh. 347 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,788 Like, yuck! 348 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,204 - Yuuuk! [Flapping tongue] - I don't want to know about all that. 349 00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:47,827 - That's nasty. - Yeah. 350 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,138 - Y'all gettin' your freak on. 351 00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:52,486 - [Overlapping chatter] - Alright. Okay, okaaaay! 352 00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:54,074 [Audience laughter] 353 00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:57,595 I will figure it out, alright. No need to get all upset. 354 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,667 I will figure this thing out. I just need to get some fresh air. 355 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,772 Yeah. I'm a need a padlock on my door. 356 00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,223 - Okay, you know I saw?. - Daddy that's been, that's nasty... 357 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:06,811 - ...For real? That's nasty. - Things happen. Things happen. 358 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,502 - My room! - No, we weren't-- 359 00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:11,264 [Tires screeching] 360 00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:13,197 I still want the padlock on my door. 361 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:13,991 [Audience laughter] 362 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:15,061 [Instrumental Music] 363 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:18,374 [Instrumental Music] 364 00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:24,622 So Antoine has mornin' breath, huh? 365 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,244 I thought you were 366 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:27,487 sleeping Tony. 367 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,661 Mm hm. I am but Antoine's not. 368 00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:31,249 [Audience laughter] 369 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:34,011 Okay Tony I can assure you that all the characters in my blog are made up. 370 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,322 You sure about that Lisa? 371 00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:37,600 Cause if not, I got some gossip for you. 372 00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,326 Donnie and Melinda went on a date 373 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:41,811 and now they're supposedly good friends. 374 00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,468 What's wrong with that? 375 00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:46,195 - You don't think that's strange? - No, they're both single. 376 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,887 Why, you jealous Tony? 377 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,199 You got a little ting ting for your assistant? 378 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,925 [Audience laughter] 379 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,720 You askin' me or Antoine? 380 00:14:53,754 --> 00:14:54,928 And don't put that in your blog, Lisa. 381 00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:57,379 Let's get back to the Donnie and Melinda thing. 382 00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:00,347 All I'm sayin' is, Donnie's is gonna say somethin' dumb 383 00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:02,004 and Melinda's gonna say somethin' rude. 384 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:05,766 Yes, and how does their business affect you in any way? 385 00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:08,183 Donnie's gonna start stalkin' her, Melinda's gonna tase him, 386 00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:09,632 and I'm a get caught in the middle. 387 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,737 [Audience laughter] 388 00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:13,326 Whatever, okay. I've got my own problems. 389 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,363 My sisters won't even talk to me until I take the blog down. 390 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:19,332 that's all I had to do to get He-Man and Skeletor to get out of my castle? 391 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:20,781 [Audience laughter] 392 00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:22,749 Hand me that computer. Let me type up some stuff. 393 00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,130 Are you still mad at me? 394 00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,131 Depends. 395 00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:27,685 - Does art imitate life? - Not in this case. 396 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,653 I'm just making stuff up, okay? Unlike Liza, 397 00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:34,209 Lisais very satisfied with Tony. 398 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,832 Oh okay, well let's work on another chapter then. 399 00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:39,973 You like a paperback or hardcover? 400 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,389 [Tony snickering] 401 00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:44,322 [Instrumental Music] 402 00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,462 - Okay Tony, leave on the, not on the-- - It dun look-- 403 00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:48,913 - [Lori clears throat] Hoa. - [Muffled Tony and Lisa chatter] 404 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,225 - Huh uh - Uh oh. 405 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:51,536 What is this? 406 00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:53,814 This is a mandatory family meeting 407 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:56,645 led by your tall, attractive 408 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,267 tease of a sister. 409 00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:01,132 Don't you mean your tall tease of a brother? 410 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:02,996 What's up, people? 411 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,584 Me and Melinda were in the neighborhood hiking and 412 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:06,275 figured we'd come over for lunch. 413 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,657 Hiking? Uh, Donnie you've never been hiking in your life. 414 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:09,692 I mean not since we met. 415 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,315 That's what I told Melinda. 416 00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:14,214 And bein' the good friend that I am, I took him hikin' for the very first time 417 00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:16,009 and you almost made it to the top of the trail. 418 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:18,115 Oh wow, I'm impressed Donnie. 419 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:21,049 Okay now I know y'all datin' cause Donnie don't work out for nobody. 420 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,705 Hey man look, we're just friends. 421 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,018 - Strictly friends, okay. - Mm hm. 422 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:27,055 You hear that, Lisa? 423 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:32,163 Friends. The cling-on best friend and the loud alley-rat ninja turtle rat 424 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,200 - ...are just friends. - Tell it. Tell it. 425 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:35,787 - See - Mm hm. - Wait a minute Lisa, 426 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,789 [Squealing] ...who are you callin' loud! 427 00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:40,654 Okay, you bout to be called unemployed. 428 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:41,517 [Audience laughter] 429 00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:42,622 - What she said. - [Lori coughs] 430 00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:44,727 Listen, I told y'all I was writing, okay? 431 00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:46,350 Creative fiction. 432 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:48,869 What's the creative expression. You didn't even change my character's name. 433 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,871 His name is Don. Last name, E. 434 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:53,909 [Overlapping shouting] 435 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,222 That is wack! 436 00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:58,189 Now that's the problem right there. 437 00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,225 It's all about you. 438 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:01,434 - Stop! - Nah nah no. A eh I juh-- 439 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:04,885 Baby sis, I just don't understand what made you think it was okay to 440 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,715 - ...put our business in the streets? - Thank you. 441 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:08,924 The professor taught us to write what we know. 442 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:12,169 He pushes us to create more views because "views 443 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:16,069 pay dues." Hah, that's what he said. 444 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:19,072 Eah, Ah I've gotten over a hundred thousand views. 445 00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:21,005 - [In unison] Whaaa? - That's-- - Wow. 446 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,663 - That's reality star numbers - Woa, baby girl. 447 00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:25,320 He taught us how to monetize. 448 00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:26,735 What's that mean? 449 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:28,150 Here. 450 00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:29,565 What's that? 451 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,603 This is your cut from what I made from the blog. 452 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,157 Oah, hush money. 453 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:37,194 - Well hush up and give me mine. - Oh. 454 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:39,920 I mean it's not a lot but I wasn't expecting anything so 455 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:42,199 You mean they pay you just to make stuff up? 456 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,132 Yeah, somethin' like that. 457 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,961 But it's not worth havin' all of you mad at me 458 00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:47,376 so I will delete it. [Rolling tongue] 459 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,895 [Overlapping voices] - Wait, wait, wait, just just hold. 460 00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:50,069 Hold tight. 461 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,312 I'm tryin' to get some new Jordans. 462 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:55,281 Would you like to hear a story about how Devon threw a party 463 00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:57,076 and got away with it? 464 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:59,008 This based on a true story? 465 00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:02,357 Dad, Devon,not Devin. 466 00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:05,532 Oh yeah and I got a lot of stories about Raquel and all the 467 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,913 crazy girls she's been with. 468 00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:09,950 And what if, what if Lorraine 469 00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:13,816 goes through the hood keying up all her exes cars and does not get caught for it. 470 00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:16,060 - Mm. - Mm. - Now that's Wonder Woman. 471 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,613 So wait, I'm really confused. 472 00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:20,685 Ah wah, we didn't know that you would get paid to exploit us. 473 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,895 So you mean to tell me all this lil complainin' you guys did 474 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,932 since you made a little money, everything's okay now? 475 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,278 - [Collectively] Yes! - Basically, yeah. 476 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:28,935 - You catch on quick. - Look we're tryin' to tell you 477 00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,592 [Instrumental Music] 478 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,697 [Instrumental Music] 479 00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:35,700 I can't believe I just had deep fried Twinkies. 480 00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:37,737 How did you find that place anyway? 481 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:39,635 You'd be surprised what you could find on the internet. 482 00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,189 Found me a real special offer, 483 00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:42,569 got it! 484 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:45,365 - Ah ha, well I guess that makes you special then. - [Laughter] 485 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,195 Nah, you're the special one. 486 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,543 I can't imagine why Tony wouldn't want you and I 487 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:51,854 bein' friends. 488 00:18:51,889 --> 00:18:54,202 Oh you know how he is. He like to be in control a everythang. 489 00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:56,445 Can you believe that he said that this would end with us 490 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,929 not even gettin' along. 491 00:18:57,964 --> 00:19:00,932 You know I'm really glad that we decided to hang out the last few days. 492 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:03,590 It's been really fun. I underestimated you. 493 00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:06,214 I've been tryin' to tell you just cause I ain't got no money, I'm still a good time. 494 00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:07,836 [Laughter] 495 00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,425 I'm jokin' but a 496 00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,358 I'm glad too. 497 00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,568 This is the moment where Tony and I would 498 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:18,467 - ...fist bump to get out of this moment. - Mmm hm. 499 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:20,573 Well I'm a lady so 500 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,782 don't fist bump me. 501 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:24,508 Good. 502 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,167 [Audience cheering and clapping] 503 00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,894 Look um Donnie, 504 00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:35,277 I haven't had a male friend like you in a very long time. 505 00:19:35,277 --> 00:19:39,316 And, I don't really want to mess this up. 506 00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:41,559 Agreed. 507 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,009 Ah hah uh 508 00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,976 we'll always have Razzamatazz. 509 00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:45,839 [Audience laughter] 510 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:47,289 Shaker, shaker, one-nine. 511 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,188 [Laughter] 512 00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:51,051 Just friends? 513 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:52,501 Just friends. 514 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:54,434 For now. 515 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:57,817 Yo. 516 00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,439 Ah ha. A ha ha. 517 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,130 Is that a roach? I think I see-- 518 00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,925 [Audience laughter] 519 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,549 I see you two love birds are at it again, huh? 520 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,378 Oh a nah man. We just friends. 521 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:08,379 It's the homie right here. 522 00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,760 [Laughter] Just friends havin' lunch. 523 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,382 - Yep...okay. - Mm hm. 524 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:14,385 Ah yeah. Um I'm a 525 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,559 go ahead and roll. 526 00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:16,594 Where you goin'? 527 00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,218 I have to go-- 528 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,529 To the-- 529 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,635 the store with the books 530 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,948 to get me one and return it. 531 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:26,915 Yep. 532 00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,503 But you can't even read, bruh. 533 00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:29,366 [Audience laughter] 534 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,022 That's why I'm goin' to the store! 535 00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:32,748 [Laughter] 536 00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:36,718 [Exhales] 537 00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:41,964 He make a move on you yet? 538 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:43,172 Hmm? 539 00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:44,760 Um, yep. 540 00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:46,175 [Chuckling] 541 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,557 When is that brutha gonna realize that he does not stand a chance? 542 00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:50,318 Right?! [Laughter] 543 00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:51,388 Crazy. 544 00:20:51,422 --> 00:20:53,735 [Instrumental Music] 545 00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:57,532 [Instrumental Music] 546 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,914 [Instrumental Music]